What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What do you call siblings who love math?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
When do astronauts eat?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What stories are told by basketball players?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
How do you get kids to do something?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Which cats have the best manners?