What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Angry birds.
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What do you call stolen cheese?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?