What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Angry birds.
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What did the calf play in the school band?
Why are puppies so flexible?
Why are ghosts always single?
Where do ants go to eat?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What animal has the most fun?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What siblings are always sad?