What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Angry birds.
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What tree has the most bark?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
If you need help building an ark...
What do you call a hairless poodle?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
When should you start writing a book?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?