Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
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What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
What did the airline worker name her child?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?