Why are frogs always happy?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
How do fish watch TV shows?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
How do you send a message in the forest?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Which cats love to be petted?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?