What did the stair machines call each other?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What day never takes itself seriously?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?