What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Cock-a-doodle-don't.
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What animals make the best baseball players?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?