What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
How do trees get access to the internet?
Why are trees always so positive?
Which cats have the best manners?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What are you studying in math?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?