What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
What do you give a sick pig?