What do donkeys take to go to the store?
A horse and buggy.
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?