Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What animals make the best students?
What's the richest basketball team?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.