Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Which is the worst season?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.