Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Because you will have sweet dreams.
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
How do frogs get to work?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?