How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
They dunk 'em.
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What siblings are always sad?
Where does a scientist wizard work?