How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Where does the president keep his razor?
How do fall and winter say hello?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?