Why did the lamb cross the road?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
What do cows like to dance to?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?