What instrument did the door play in the band?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
Which president loved to take baths?
What did March say to the madness?