Which musician loves to make chili?
Rod Stew-art.
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Why do bees gossip?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
Why was the bunny upset?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
How do you know bees have allergies?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.