Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
Why are puppies so flexible?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?