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Why did the snake cross the road?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What style of music weighs the most?
Which insect makes the best father?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
Where do German dogs sleep?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What do you eat on July 5th?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?