Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
How does a polar bear build a house?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
What did the hostess name her daughter?