Why did summer catch autumn?
Because autumn had a fall.
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Why did electricity win the race?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
What do you call a baby monkey?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
How do you make a cow float?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?