Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
Why do math teachers love March?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
It's allergy season again?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What do cows like to dance to?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?