What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
An alarm cluck.
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
How do football players deal with their problems?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Why are maps such great therapists?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What animals make the best baseball players?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?