What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
An alarm cluck.
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Where do goldfish go camping?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What sport can waiters play really well?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What fish only swims at night?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What car can't keep a secret?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What style of music weighs the most?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
Which elf is the best singer?