What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
An alarm cluck.
How do you grill cheese?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
How do you measure a millennial?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Why is winter considered holy?
Why did electricity win the race?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
What time of day was Adam created?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
How do dog catchers get paid?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Where is the coldest place to work?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Which insect makes the best father?
Why did the frog starve?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?