What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
An alarm cluck.
Why did the mirror cross the road?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
How are teens like cats?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What do you call an old snowman?
How do bunnies stay fit?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
It's Crowded!