Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
She doesn't listen.
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What's a father's favorite flower?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What animals love to close envelopes?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What animal has the most fun?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?