Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Why are maps such great therapists?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What do stars celebrate in December?
Which tree can't stop crying?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What shape has a knighthood?
What did summer say to spring?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
Why are grandkids so great?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?