What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
Where do frogs keep their money?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
Where do books sleep?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?