What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Getting lost.
What kind of bee do teachers love?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What is a king's favorite weather?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What table can you never sit at?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?