What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Getting lost.
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What birds make average students?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?