What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Why is furniture so generous?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
How does a taco bless the table?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?