Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
How do locomotives know where to go?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What table can you never sit at?
Why was the dog so popular?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What did the calf play in the school band?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?