What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
Why are cause and effect so close?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
Where does a camper keep his money?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?