Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
Because it can crack up!
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What is an insect's favorite game?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?