Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
Because it can crack up!
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?