Why do repairmen make great therapists?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
When do flowers get their workout in?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What did summer say to spring?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
Which president loved to take baths?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
People are so hard on car mechanics.