Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Comet cleans sinks.
How do chickens leave the highway?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What is a table you can eat?
What do naked fish play with?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What's the world's weakest animal?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?