Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Comet cleans sinks.
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
How did the tree feel in spring?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
Which dogs love to study science?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
How do bears keep cool?
Why are puppies so flexible?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?