Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Comet cleans sinks.
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What sport is full of interior designers?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What do you call a fly without wings?
How does the sun listen to music?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?