Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Comet cleans sinks.
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What did the sick chicken say?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Which president loved to take baths?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?