Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Bats have rabies.
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What did the snake name his daughter?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
How do you organize a space party?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
Why did the frog starve?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What's good for both poker and theater?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
Where does laundry go to college?
What's a cat's favorite color?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?