How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?