Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Bats have rabies.
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
Where do goldfish go camping?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Why don't ants get sick?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Where do German dogs sleep?