What instrument do secretaries usually play?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
How did groundhogs get their name?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
Where was Noah born?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What do cows like to dance to?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?