Why do rhinos charge?
Because they never carry cash.
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Why are fish such good architects?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?