Where can you always get cheap gas?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
When do astronauts eat?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What do you call a sad latte?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?