What's the loudest Christmas song?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What fish only swims at night?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
Why was the spider so smart?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?