Someone stole all my lamps.
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What's the slowest 5k?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?