What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
How is life like toilet paper?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Where are average things manufactured?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What's the opposite of irony?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?