What's a reptile's favorite movie?
The Lizard of Oz.
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What do you call a smelly horse?
What do you call a silly hill?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What's a father's favorite flower?
What do trees keep as a pet?
How do frogs get to work?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?