What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
Why did the snake cross the road?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?