Why do vampires always look sick?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Which state is the cleanest?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?