Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
We had a discussion about roses.
What's the richest basketball team?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Which elf is the best singer?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?