What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
How did the tree get lost?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What animal has the most fun?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
How do you measure a millennial?
What do goats and moms have in common?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
How do you grill cheese?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What says: oom oom oom?
What do you give a sick pig?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?