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What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What do you eat on July 5th?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Why did the cat go to medical school?