Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
It didn't want to rain on the Macy's Day parade.
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Which subject has two parts?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
How do you measure a millennial?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?