Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
It didn't want to rain on the Macy's Day parade.
What farm animal is best at karate?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
How does a taco bless the table?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What dog never pays attention in class?
When do ghosts love to go camping?