Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
It didn't want to rain on the Macy's Day parade.
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
When should baseball players wear armor?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Where do polar bears vote?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
Why are grandkids so great?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?