Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
It didn't want to rain on the Macy's Day parade.
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
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What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
Where do they produce Christian films?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What's the world's weakest animal?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What sport do horses love to play?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?