Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
It didn't want to rain on the Macy's Day parade.
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
Why do elephants have trunks?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Why are puppies so flexible?
How do you talk to a giant?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What do you call a sad latte?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What do you call an old snowman?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why are baseball players so good at math?