What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Which cats love to be petted?