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They both have kids.
What's the beach's favorite movie?
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What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
Where do you take sick ponies?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What animal styles their hair every day?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
Where do kittens go to school?