My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What is a plane full of male cows called?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What do bees say in the summer?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?