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How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
What farm animal is best at karate?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What do little monsters call their mother?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What dog never pays attention in class?
Why was the dog overweight?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?