Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What do you call siblings who love math?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What kind of music do planets like?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What do you call an arctic cow?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?