What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
A maybee.
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What's the opposite of irony?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?