How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Rename the mail folder to Instruction Manuals.
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
How does a squid go into battle?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What animal styles their hair every day?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
Why do moms make good vintners?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Why don't fish play basketball?