How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Rename the mail folder to Instruction Manuals.
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What is a cow's dream job?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
Why was the musician arrested?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What do cows say when you milk them?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?