How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Rename the mail folder to Instruction Manuals.
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Where do stars go to college?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
Where do mermaids see movies?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?