What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Squeal of fortune!
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
Why did the mare gain weight?
Where was Noah born?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Where does laundry go to college?
What does a dog say before eating?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?