What animal loves a baseball game?
A bat.
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
Why do bees gossip?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?