What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
Where was Noah born?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?