What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
How does a penguin build its house?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
I'm not a bad putter.
Where do airplanes go shopping?
How do you wash a lamb?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
How does a witch play loud music?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
Which state is the cleanest?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?