Why did the mountain cry all the time?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Why did the foal cough?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
When is Dad's bedtime?
What does a panda ghost say?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
Why did the tomato turn red?