What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
The museum curator needed a break.
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?