What food would you expect to come from pigs?
A hamburger.
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What did March say to the madness?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Why is winter considered holy?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
What did the bee say to the flower?
Shoutout to my grandma!
How did the pirate call his mother?
What shape is bad at driving?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
How do eggs end a TV show?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?