What kind of bird can write?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
When do astronauts eat?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
Where do polar bears vote?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What school subject really rocks?
What dogs are always lying to you?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?