What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
The Oscars®.
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
Where do hands go on vacation?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
When do astronauts eat?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
How do you make a bandstand?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What does a dog say before eating?
What do you call a famous turtle?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?