What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What do you call bears with no ears?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?