Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Where do actors go to pray?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What do elves learn in school?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?