Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What did the bread do on vacation?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What's the friendliest pen?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
How did the tree get lost?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?