What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What do Scottish toads play?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?