How do you measure a millennial?
In Insta-grams.
Why do orcas love to gossip?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
Where do they produce Christian films?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What is another name for a cow?
A book just fell on my head.
Why is money so stubborn?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
Why do mice need oiling?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?