How do you measure a millennial?
In Insta-grams.
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If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
Where do ships always get stuck?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
Where would you put an injured insect?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
Which fly makes films?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What do fish do at parades?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
Why did the cow cross the road?