How did the tree get lost?
It took the wrong root.
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
Where do polar bears vote?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
How does a taco bless the table?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What's the loudest sport?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Why did electricity win the race?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
Where do mermaids see movies?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
That bird won't stop squawking.