What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?