What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What did summer say to spring?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What game do bats excel at?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
Why are grandkids so great?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?