What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Just put it on my bill.
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What animal loves Indian food?
What fish sings the best?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What animal scores the most in basketball?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What says: oom oom oom?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Why did the cow cross the road?