Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What British bugs are the best singers?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
Why do cats give such great massages?