Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Where do books sleep?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
Where was Noah born?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
How does the sun listen to music?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What do you call a silly hill?