What food is a man's best friend?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
Why was the spider so smart?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
Which plant has the best roar?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?