What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?