What do farmers do on February 14th?
Give hogs and kisses.
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What did one firefly say to the other?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
Why did the foal cough?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What's a henway?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?