Why did the border collie get a raise?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
Why do two skunks argue?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
Where was Noah born?
What type of birds stay together forever?
Why are winter days great?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Why was the man stuck at the party?