What do farmers do on February 14th?
Give hogs and kisses.
How does a sidewalk address a question?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What is the most adorable season?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What is another term for the price of gas?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?