Why are billionaires such good parents?
Because they're never taxed.
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?