How does cardboard get its workout in?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What nationality are most fish?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?