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Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
Why didn't the melons get married?