What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Why do cubes make great referees?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What makes music in your hair?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?