Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
Why did spring break up with winter?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
Why was the musician arrested?
What did the calf play in the school band?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
Which celebrity became a great detective?