What vegetables make the best music?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What fish only swims at night?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What game do mice love to play?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
How do billboards talk?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What's E.T. short for?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
What is a cow's dream job?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What style of music weighs the most?