What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
How do you send a message in the forest?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
Where do books sleep?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Why was the computer cold at work?