Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What's a father's favorite flower?