What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
The letter D.
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What do cats wear to work?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What do you call a small mom?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?