What food is a man's best friend?
A corn dog.
What did you learn in school today, son?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What animal loves Indian food?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
Why was the mime upset?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What did summer say to spring?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What do you call an insincere horse?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?