What food is a man's best friend?
A corn dog.
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What animal likes to party the most?
What cartoon character loves insects?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
How does a barber get to work?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?