What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
Where do actors go to pray?
Why did the tomato turn red?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
Which singer could always break a five?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Why was the dog so popular?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Which elf is the best singer?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?