On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
hey're both likely to fall asleep between plates.
Where do tough ducks come from?
What do you call octopus twins?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
Why did the tomato turn red?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?