On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
hey're both likely to fall asleep between plates.
What sport do horses love to play?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What do you call a household of counselors?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What do you call an Irish spider?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What do you call a Zen egg?