On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
hey're both likely to fall asleep between plates.
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What's the friendliest national park?
What's the most determined bird?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
How do you organize a space party?
What farm animal is best at karate?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Why do runners watch so much TV?