What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
A family tree.
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What sweet treat never panics?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
Board Game With A Twist
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Why did summer catch autumn?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Surprise!!!!