Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
Which insect is the smartest?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Where does a camper keep his money?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What famous scientist will try anything?
Why do two skunks argue?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?