Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
