Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
How do hurricanes see?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?